Haute or Hobo?

For the past two days I've been wearing layers of shirts and socks to keep warm. Something about this winter has got me chilled to the bone. So this morning, after powdering my nose, I checked out my bundled reflection in the mirror and I couldn't help but wonder "Did I achieve that highly esteemed haute layering look ala The Gap and SJParker or did I fall short and land in hobosville next to the train station?"

I haven't decided yet but I will say I'm no SJP, even if we DO have the same initials.