Office Zen

Logic can not penetrate stubborness, grasshoppa. Do not try and offer logic and truth for both will only chip away at the facade. Just offer up humility and agree that you know nothing and will always know nothing regardless of training, education, or ability. For within such humility you will find the strength to go home and return again between 8-5 on days Monday through Friday. And if you are unable to center yourself and find such strength, fake a cough, call in sick, and watch reruns of S&TC while sitting on the couch.